Sep 18, 2008

Social Utopia

i should write something really philosophical here, right? well no I'm not that deep of a person. lets get right to it song of the post "I'm not Crying" by Flight of Conchords.

anyways i do have an idea for a social utopia, but it is really confusing and mostly pointless, unless you all want to live in Brian land...lets go to the island

a world without government (not true but if you believe us then it will be less stressful) and economy regulated by all, and land of flowing milk and honey and servant robots and better educational practices. Lenin, Moore, Thoreau, Heinlein, Descartes, and Smith visit us on a daily basis. NOW HIRING for initial settlers...when i get my trillions and actually get this island and finally figure out just how i am going to run it, or where exactly it will be, or when i can actually type a sentence without having to correct everyother word, penguin hippos from dinosaur land with diamond encrusted gold crowns. anyways if you didnt get it none of those thinkers...and Kierkegaard...are any cooler than your favorites, except they all totally are.

but alack i am rambling...my keyboard runneth over. oh i think this post is long enough to get a second song of the post "Float On" by Modest Mouse.

oh yes, i will one day get my trillions and buy or make this island, and my dream house, and get that jet and fly my kids to school and teach them how to sky dive. someday!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha, nice. you and your trillions, i can see it now.

Unknown said...

now i just need to fake a fleshed our education plan

Ben said...

Brian, you made a typo in your comment.
Sincerely,
--The Spelling Police